Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun.
Complete a full run in hard mode.
Kill yourself in an elevator.
Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway?
Poor guy.
You ruined his fresh track suit.
Found all the hidden keys.
Didn't wake up Leon.
Found what the robber left behind.
Most people go right. You went left.
Your trap card was activated.
You really liked petting that cat.
Defeat the psychiatrist's final form.
Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison.
This will go well...
You hung up your phone a lot.
You stopped a suicide. With a murder.
Jump off the balcony of the penthouse.
Beat Katana ZERO.
Complete The Dragon's tape.
Meet your final end in chinatown.
You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set.
